So, this is taken word for word (but emphasis added for comedic effect) from our guidebook on Transylvania.
" the water is not safe to drink. only drink bottled water...which you won't be able to find. only coke and fanta"
"It is also not safe to eat or buy food ANYWHERE!" we will provide you with breakfast and dinner.
"It will be a great temptation to go to the forest in the evening but I have to warn you about the bears that make these trips LIFE DANGEROUS. the greatest bear population of europe can be found in the carpathian mountains. please ask for advice if you can go for a trip to the forest or not.
"Please exchange money in Budapest as the Romanians have been known to steal money from one's bank account"
woah. all this just to see dracula. and gymnasts. that is if i can resist going into the forest.
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Drink only coke and fanta? Um, Bears? BEARS!! Really? Gee whiz. And I was going to be witty about stakes and garlic!
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This is the most amazing thing about Europe I have ever heard. Which is worse: Dracula or a bear? I'm kinda thinking the bear, but then again I am secretly a vampire slayer so I guess I have an advantage one way. I wish I was there to protect you!!
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